My Personal House For Sale – Serious Inquiries Only
I apparently put my house for sale the other night. As a REALTOR, I know it is difficult to find a good REALTOR, so I am having these 4 fight it out for the sale. I even negotiated zero commissions, no exclusive listing agreement, they have only 30 days to sell it, each required to buy a useless full page spread in the local paper, they each bought me a home warranty, paying all my closing costs, no showings from 8-5 each day especially weekends since that is family time, the Great Dane will also be roaming around, and each are taking me out for steak dinner when it sells. Oh yeah, they let me list it for $999,999 regardless of what it’s actually worth. Serious inquiries only.